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Ten Different Dad Jokes

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Here are ten Dad jokes

Dad Jokes

1. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
3. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
4. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they'd be a chicken sedan.
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
6. Why don't oysters give to charity? They're shellfish.
7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
8. I'm trying to organize a hide and seek competition, but it's really hard to find good players.
9. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
10. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

These Dad jokes are meant to be cheesy and silly, and are often used to make people laugh. Whether you're telling them to your kids or to a group of friends, they're sure to elicit some groans and giggles.

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